The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom.

The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current stance ... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Please make certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature.