Change of Emblem
The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom.
The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current stance ... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Please make certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature.
The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current stance ... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Please make certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature.
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