Blonde's Sore Throat
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.
He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".
"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.
He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".
"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!
2,951 views
Rate this joke:
3/5 from 15 votes
Oh man, blondes are so dumb... but they make for great jokes. :O)
Category: blonde jokes
Similar Jokes
-
A Blonde And A Row Boat
A blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she ... keep reading.
-
Only Three Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Y2K Engineer
A letter from a Blonde Y2K Engineer: I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to ... keep reading.
-
Blonde On The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to ... keep reading.
-
Crap In The Carburator
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a ... keep reading.
-
Overweight Blonde
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Hunts Gators
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Selling A Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem ... keep reading.
-
Can't Reach Me
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Smoking Habits
Two blondes were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yern for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into ... keep reading.
-
Blondes Plane Ride
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost ... keep reading.
-
Dumb Blonde Getting Gas
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. "It's supposed to ... keep reading.
-
Iron And The Blonde
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "... keep reading.
-
Blonde Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the ... keep reading.
-
Find The Height
There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in ... keep reading.
