Blondes Get Up
A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
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- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
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