Blonde Y2K Engineer
A letter from a Blonde Y2K Engineer:
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.
At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:
Januark Februark Mak Julk.
Regards,
Rob
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.
At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following new months:
Januark Februark Mak Julk.
Regards,
Rob
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A blonde engineer tries to deal with the Y2K problems when they happened.
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