Blonde Smoking Habits
Two blondes were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yern for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard." "That's fine for you," huffed her friend, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"
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Two blondes talking about their bad smoking habits.
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