Blonde River Cross
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"
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A brunette asks a blonde about crossing a river. Bad choice of whom to ask.
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