Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.
"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.
"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"
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