Blonde Horseback Riding
A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her
might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued
to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and
losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued
to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and
losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
4,426 views
Rate this joke:
3/5 from 28 votes
A blonde who was horseback riding almost dies in this joke.
Category: blonde jokes
Similar Jokes
-
Crap In The Carburator
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Jokes 1
How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed? She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan. Why did the blonde quit her job as ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Prefixes
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes ... keep reading.
-
Are His Lights On?
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop. "Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?" "Yep," replied the blonde. "I'm going ... keep reading.
-
Where Is Here?
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Carpenters
Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either ... keep reading.
-
Smart Blonde
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a ... keep reading.
-
Blonde On The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to ... keep reading.
-
Blondes Plane Ride
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Gets Robbed
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the ... keep reading.
-
A Kid Is Alone
A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Y2K Engineer
A letter from a Blonde Y2K Engineer: I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to ... keep reading.
-
A Blonde And A Row Boat
A blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her ... keep reading.
-
Blonde Burning House
A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. ... keep reading.
-
Highway Speeds
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde : "Officer, I ... keep reading.
