A Young Man's Dream
During a quarrel with his parents, the teenager announced, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. And don't try to stop me!"
As he headed for the door, his father followed him.
"Didn't you hear me? Don't try to stop me!"
"Stop you?" said his father, "I joining you!"
As he headed for the door, his father followed him.
"Didn't you hear me? Don't try to stop me!"
"Stop you?" said his father, "I joining you!"
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A young man shouts his dream to his parents and then tries to leave.
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