A Nun A Priest And A Camel
Once upon a time there was a priest and a nun that were traveling on a camel. On a desert. Then in 3 months the camel dies. So the priest and the nun were stuck with each other alone. The priest find no other way to survive.So he says," I'm going to show you something that you never seen before." So he pulls out his thing and says,"this is my tool of giving life." So the nun says,"really then stick it in the camel so we can get the hell out of here.
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