A New Sermon
A new preacher told his wife he was going to preach on water skiing,
she said you can't preach on water skiing. if you do i am not going, so she stayed home in the house behind the church as the preacher listened to the singing and got ready to preach and thought I don't know anything about water skiing I will preach on sex,
after church a deacon walked by the house and told the preachers wife it sure was a good sermon.
and the preachers wife said am really surprised he only tried it twice and fell off both times.
she said you can't preach on water skiing. if you do i am not going, so she stayed home in the house behind the church as the preacher listened to the singing and got ready to preach and thought I don't know anything about water skiing I will preach on sex,
after church a deacon walked by the house and told the preachers wife it sure was a good sermon.
and the preachers wife said am really surprised he only tried it twice and fell off both times.
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A new pastor tells his wife he's going to preach about one thing and ends up doing another with much confusion ensuing.
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