A Dog's Message
A German Shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank telegram form and wrote, "Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof."
The clerk examined the paper and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "then it would make no sense at all."
The clerk examined the paper and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "then it would make no sense at all."
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A dog writes a message using a telegram but gets questioned by the worker.
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