A Blonde's Interview
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
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