The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Tufts UniversitySubmitted by James

    Professor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
    Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?

  • B) South Dakota State UniversitySubmitted by Nick

    Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"

    The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
    Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.

cute college girl
YearJunior
SchoolUCI
Zack or Slater?
Slater of course.
Length or girth?
Neither haha.
Have you ever been to Disney World? If so, why?
Yes because it rocks.
If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
It wouldn't be Iraq.
cute college girl
YearFreshman
SchoolShepherd University
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Absolutely! But on the other hand who doesn't like an audience?
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
I'm one of those people who say they can but then end up cheating and using my hands.

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Only be able to move by moonwalking, or only be able to move by C-walking? From Beepus
  • Get caught reading fan-fiction, or Get caught writing fan-fiction? From Joel
  • Fight a normal bear, or fight a robot bear that's trained to kill you, but you get to have a gun? From Gil
  • Have Obama be president, or still have Heath Ledger alive to reprise his role as the Joker in the next Batman film? From Zack
  • Summon cheese anytime into your hand, or ripen fruit just by touching it? From matteo
  • Become a Pokemon trainer, or be admitted to Hogwarts? From Carr

Finally, this week's winner of the I Read Them All Award is Corey, who sent in this.

  • Do you purposely skip and not publish my WYRs or do you not read all of them? From Corey

Every single one. FYI people "Watch a porno with your parents or starring your parents" is never going to be put on here.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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