Hot Body Show Girl Jokes - Page 3
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, ... keep reading.
This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a ... keep reading.
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his ... keep reading.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the ... keep reading.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because ... keep reading.
You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, ... keep reading.
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of ... keep reading.
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they ... keep reading.
Can people really be this stupid?
1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that I could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for ... keep reading.
A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her ... keep reading.
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let ... keep reading.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the ... keep reading.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man ... keep reading.
One day a pregnant wife announced that she was going to start looking for names for her and her husbands unborn child. When the father had gotten home from work ... keep reading.
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man ... keep reading.
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have ... keep reading.
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: "What is the usual ... keep reading.
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What ... keep reading.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, ... keep reading.
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a ... keep reading.
An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his ... keep reading.
Your co-worker tells you s/he have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of danger.
You take a ... keep reading.
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Where Babies Come From
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told ... keep reading.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
... keep reading.