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Hard working Penny

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and ... keep reading.

Women And Men - Another View

RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' Then she ... keep reading.

Feline Laws Of Physics

Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or ... keep reading.

Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

Real Questions

Actual stupid questions asked The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies ... keep reading.

Mom's Dictionary

Term dictionary Parent's Dictionary of Meanings DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. ... keep reading.

Annoying Usher

10. Show up drunk. I mean REALLY drunk. 9. SQUEEZE as many people as you can in each row before opening up the next one. We're going for efficiency here. 8. Two words: "... keep reading.

Just Like A Baby

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason ... keep reading.

10 Reasons Not To Exercise

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is ... keep reading.

The First Man

A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried ... keep reading.

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a ... keep reading.

Democratic Puppies

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the ... keep reading.

White Wedding Dress

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy ... keep reading.

A Plumber And A Parrot

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber. She ... keep reading.

Fathers Then And Now

Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray ... keep reading.

Subjects For A Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there ... keep reading.

Want To Buy My Frog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then ... keep reading.

Who Can Say It?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver ... keep reading.

Naming The Twins

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, ... keep reading.

Steal Your Drink

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, ... keep reading.

What's Intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is ... keep reading.

Alaska Jokes

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You Know You're In Alaska When... . . .you know which leaves make good toilet paper. . . .the mayor greets you on the street by your first ... keep reading.

Quick Politics

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't. There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money. ...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I ... keep reading.

Things to do during an Exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. ... keep reading.

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Hot Body Show Girl Jokes

Hard working Penny

Women And Men - Another View

Feline Laws Of Physics

Dating My Daughter

Real Questions

Mom's Dictionary

Annoying Usher

Just Like A Baby

10 Reasons Not To Exercise

The First Man

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

Democratic Puppies

White Wedding Dress

A Plumber And A Parrot

Fathers Then And Now

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Want To Buy My Frog

Who Can Say It?

Naming The Twins

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