Height Jokes
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Some More Ponderings
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied ... keep reading.
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Engineer And Manager
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "... keep reading.
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Find The Height
There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag pole in ... keep reading.
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In The Year 2056
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining ... keep reading.
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Welcome Aboard The Plane
"This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a ... keep reading.
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Business Balloons
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "... keep reading.
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Trying To Board A Bus
One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in ... keep reading.
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Want To Feel Like A Woman
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the ... keep reading.
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