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Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

Animal One-Liners

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a ... keep reading.

Real Questions

Actual stupid questions asked The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records. Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies ... keep reading.

Religious Battle Golf

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants ... keep reading.

What Do Girls Want

Man Gives Up On Women April 10, 2003 - Atlanta, USA Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what ... keep reading.

Toy Train Cursing

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the ... keep reading.

Good Girl, Bad Girl

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. ... keep reading.

The Breast Stroke

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde ... keep reading.

After Surgery Attention

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His ... keep reading.

Hold The Club

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. ... keep reading.

Dirty Old Man

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he ... keep reading.

Bet About Pee And A Cup

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his ... keep reading.

Its Off Limits

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male ... keep reading.

So How Was I?

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the ... keep reading.

What's A Strip Club

Once there was a little boy who was curious about what a strip club was like so one day he decided to sneak into one. Once he was in, he ... keep reading.

What Do You Call It

There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her ... keep reading.

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed ... keep reading.

10 Reasons Not To Exercise

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would take up jogging is ... keep reading.

Condom Complaints

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, ... keep reading.

Seuss goes to Washington

I am Starr. Starr I are. I'm a brilliant barri-star. I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? ... keep reading.

A Confused Little Boy

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please ... keep reading.

My Husbands Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells ... keep reading.

One Hole Behind Me

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her ... keep reading.

Comparing Men And Women

NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out ... keep reading.

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Girls In The Club Jokes

Dating My Daughter

Animal One-Liners

Real Questions

Religious Battle Golf

What Do Girls Want

Toy Train Cursing

Good Girl, Bad Girl

The Breast Stroke

After Surgery Attention

Hold The Club

Dirty Old Man

Bet About Pee And A Cup

Its Off Limits

So How Was I?

What's A Strip Club

What Do You Call It

Girls Night Out

10 Reasons Not To Exercise

Condom Complaints

Seuss goes to Washington

A Confused Little Boy

My Husbands Mistress

One Hole Behind Me

Comparing Men And Women

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