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Blackboard Penis

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the ... keep reading.

Husbands Nasty Farts

Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he ... keep reading.

Yo Mamma So Poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't ... keep reading.

Something Really Stinks

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife ... keep reading.

Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

What's Intelligence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is ... keep reading.

Skiing Season

Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half ... keep reading.

Mom's Dictionary

Term dictionary Parent's Dictionary of Meanings DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. ... keep reading.

How Much Sex?

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides ... keep reading.

Too Far North...

You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for elk, moose or deer ... keep reading.

Blonde Calls Cops

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the ... keep reading.

The Biggest Hog

There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass ... keep reading.

Open and Say...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, ... keep reading.

Chalk Board Troubles

One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for ... keep reading.

Going To L.A.

A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket ... keep reading.

Well, Screw Him

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to ... keep reading.

Has To Go Real Bad

Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use ... keep reading.

Skin Graft From Behind

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because ... keep reading.

Blonde Gets Robbed

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the ... keep reading.

Airline Humor

People in the airline industry aren't all serious... 1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude And ... keep reading.

New Bride Asks

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, ... keep reading.

Becoming A Lion Tamer

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming." "Yes I do!" "... keep reading.

Awesomely Stupid Questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of ... keep reading.

Dumb Idaho Laws

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel's back. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays ... keep reading.

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Blackboard Penis

Husbands Nasty Farts

Yo Mamma So Poor

Something Really Stinks

Dating My Daughter

What's Intelligence?

Skiing Season

Mom's Dictionary

How Much Sex?

Too Far North...

Blonde Calls Cops

The Biggest Hog

Open and Say...

Chalk Board Troubles

Going To L.A.

Well, Screw Him

Has To Go Real Bad

Skin Graft From Behind

Blonde Gets Robbed

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