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Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce. Use a different accent every time you talk to someone ... keep reading.

Well, Screw Him

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to ... keep reading.

Froggy Calls A Psychic

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This ... keep reading.

Women Can Pull Off

We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs. We absently hum tunes ... keep reading.

Democratic Puppies

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the ... keep reading.

Change of Emblem

The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more ... keep reading.

White Wedding Dress

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy ... keep reading.

Ordering a Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use ... keep reading.

Redneck Computer Terms

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is ... keep reading.

Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that ... keep reading.

Fathers Then And Now

Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray ... keep reading.

Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

Subjects For A Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there ... keep reading.

Who Can Say It?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver ... keep reading.

Naming The Twins

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, ... keep reading.

Common Traits

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man ... keep reading.

Quick Politics

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't. There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money. ...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I ... keep reading.

Things to do during an Exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. ... keep reading.

Hard working Penny

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and ... keep reading.

Making Confessions

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the ... keep reading.

Woman Timeline

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed ... keep reading.

Short Women Jokes

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? ... keep reading.

More Like That

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, ... keep reading.

Celebrity Jokes

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. ... keep reading.

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Drunk Party Girl Jokes

The Party List

Well, Screw Him

Froggy Calls A Psychic

Women Can Pull Off

Democratic Puppies

Change of Emblem

White Wedding Dress

Ordering a Pizza

Redneck Computer Terms

Dad Will Never Say

Fathers Then And Now

Dating My Daughter

Subjects For A Date

Who Can Say It?

Naming The Twins

Common Traits

Quick Politics

Things to do during an Exam

Hard working Penny

Making Confessions

Woman Timeline

Short Women Jokes

More Like That

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