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Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce. Use a different accent every time you talk to someone ... keep reading.

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a ... keep reading.

Monkey Eats Cueball

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the ... keep reading.

Redneck Oil Change

The Redneck Oil Change Checklist: 1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the used ... keep reading.

20 Laws Of Golf

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency ... keep reading.

The Locked Drawer

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 ... keep reading.

Golf Helping Frog

A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about ... keep reading.

Hold The Club

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. ... keep reading.

Animal Super Bowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the ... keep reading.

New Bowling Rules

Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which ... keep reading.

Golf Caddy Responses

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this ... keep reading.

A Man A Monkey A Bar

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the ... keep reading.

Barbie In The Window

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the ... keep reading.

Twenty Times Worse

One day a blonde was golfing. She hit the ball into the sand and went to retrieve it. She was just bending down to get it when she heard a ... keep reading.

Bad Golf Shots

One day a man and his wife are playing golf at their home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up and hits a big slice into ... keep reading.

Clinton's Grave Fate

During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic ... keep reading.

A Talking Dog

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. "Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?" "Dogs can't talk, pal. But ... keep reading.

Creation And The Dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals ... keep reading.

It's Turned Blue!

"I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient will die ... keep reading.

Try Saying This

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No ... keep reading.

Cannibals Meet

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and ... keep reading.

Marriage Golf Lessons

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving ... keep reading.

Lost Golf Ball

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened. "Well," says the man, "I was having a nice ... keep reading.

Greatest Hitter In The World

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the ... keep reading.

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Crush Soccer Ball Jokes

The Party List

The Woman and Her 3 Wishes

Monkey Eats Cueball

Redneck Oil Change

20 Laws Of Golf

The Locked Drawer

Golf Helping Frog

Hold The Club

Animal Super Bowl

New Bowling Rules

Golf Caddy Responses

A Man A Monkey A Bar

Barbie In The Window

Twenty Times Worse

Bad Golf Shots

Clinton's Grave Fate

A Talking Dog

Creation And The Dog

It's Turned Blue!

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Lost Golf Ball

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