Adventure Time Jokes and Adventure Time Funnies

Blonde Jokes 1

How did the blonde explain how her helicopter crashed? She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan. Why did the blonde quit her job as ... keep reading.

Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a ... keep reading.

Monkey Eats Cueball

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the ... keep reading.

Saying The Wrong Thing

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people ... keep reading.

Whore Parrots

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one ... keep reading.

Blowing Bubbles

There were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond. The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece. The ... keep reading.

Funny Bogus viruses vol. 1

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ... keep reading.

Funny Bogus viruses vol. 2

Gallup virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error). George Bush virus: Doesn't ... keep reading.

Ordering a Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use ... keep reading.

Dumb Blonde Guy

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "... keep reading.

Windows Virus

Is Windows Operating System a virus? With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. ... keep reading.

His Mother Just Died

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So ... keep reading.

Al Gore Funny Quotes

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al ... keep reading.

Microsoft Versus GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry ... keep reading.

Redneck Computer Terms

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is ... keep reading.

Fathers Then And Now

Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages: In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray ... keep reading.

Dating My Daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my ... keep reading.

A Womans Rules

The rules for men: 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. ... keep reading.

Subjects For A Date

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there ... keep reading.

Another Day Off

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in ... keep reading.

Fun With Telemarketers

What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner ... keep reading.

Want To Buy My Frog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then ... keep reading.

I Want To Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't ... keep reading.

What Mom Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you ... keep reading.

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Adventure Time Jokes

Blonde Jokes 1

Smart Blonde

Monkey Eats Cueball

Saying The Wrong Thing

Whore Parrots

Blowing Bubbles

Funny Bogus viruses vol. 1

Funny Bogus viruses vol. 2

Ordering a Pizza

Dumb Blonde Guy

Windows Virus

His Mother Just Died

Al Gore Funny Quotes

Microsoft Versus GM

Redneck Computer Terms

Fathers Then And Now

Dating My Daughter

A Womans Rules

Subjects For A Date

Another Day Off

Fun With Telemarketers

Want To Buy My Frog

I Want To Buy That

What Mom Taught Me

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